Add the new fat eaty pig feature that eats all your code

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All you have to do is press literally every single key on your keyboard at the same time and it will summon the fattest and eatiest (and most spherical) pig you ever saw. You can then have it eat all your code because it looks like it was written by a moron that deserves to have their code eaten by a pig

For extra entertainment you can attach a second keyboard in order to summon two pigs and have them fight to the eaty death. Just try not to get caught in the crossfire because I won’t be held responsible for pigs eating people due to reckless use of neoSphere features

Attaching a third keyboard will likely trigger the Porkocalypse wherein the pigs rapidly multiply and eventually eat all life on the planet and also eat the sun (and eventually get sucked into and/or clog up a black hole after fighting a cow) so maybe don’t do that unless you have a really good doomsday insurance policy

Also

There’s a pig behind you

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Note you might be able to get away with not having doomsday insurance as long as you hire a good plumber with experience unclogging black holes

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This feature is stupid. Who on Earth would buy three keyboards just for the purpose of summoning giant pigs that will multiply and eat them along with their entire family and friend group (and also possibly the planet)

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On second thought what if it’s an AI pig that can intelligently decide how terrible your code is and only get summoned if… you know what nevermind the pig is super fat and eaty and it’s going to eat your code (and you) regardless of how great your code is or isn’t. Even if it’s the greatest code ever written. No matter what, I can guarantee you: It’s going down!

Have fun being inside the pig. 🐽