Merge pull request #37 from kinde-oss/ev/cli_about_jokes

Add CLI command to display version with a random quote

Author: evgenyk

.vscode/launch.json

@@ -42,6 +42,14 @@
         "KINDE_KEYCHAIN_PASS": "some_super_secret"
       }
     },
+    {
+      "name": "Launch example CLI - version",
+      "type": "go",
+      "request": "launch",
+      "mode": "auto",
+      "program": "${workspaceFolder}/examples/cli/cmd/example-cli",
+      "args": ["version"]
+    },
     {
       "name": "Launch example CLI - logout",
       "type": "go",

examples/cli/pkg/cmd/version.go

@@ -2,6 +2,10 @@ package cmd
 
 import (
 	"fmt"
+	"math/rand"
+	"strings"
+	"time"
+	"unicode/utf8"
 
 	"github.com/kinde-oss/kinde-cli/pkg/release"
 	"github.com/spf13/cobra"
@@ -19,6 +23,32 @@ func newVersionCmd() *versionCmd {
 			Short: "Version",
 			Run: func(cmd *cobra.Command, args []string) {
 				fmt.Printf("version %v\n", release.Branch)
+				// --- NEW: print a random quote using a local RNG ---
+				rng := rand.New(rand.NewSource(time.Now().UnixNano()))
+				quotes := []string{
+					"Authentication is like a password for your soul – if you forget it, the universe will ask for a reset.",
+					"Billing: because even the most powerful APIs need to pay their bills in code.",
+					"Feature flags are the adult version of 'Did you finish your homework?' – they keep us honest.",
+					"Why did the developer go broke? Because he kept enabling all feature flags and forgot to bill his clients!",
+					"If authentication fails, just blame it on the network. If billing fails, blame it on the accountant. Feature flags? Blame them for being too flexible.",
+					"Authentication is a lot like a good joke – if you don't get it, nobody will laugh.",
+					"Billing is the only place where you can finally say 'I’m not kidding' and still be taken seriously.",
+					"Feature flags: because sometimes you need to turn features on and off faster than your coffee machine.",
+					"Authentication is the only place where a typo can cost you more than a typo in your code.",
+					"Billing: the art of turning your customers’ money into a line of code.",
+					"Feature flags are like mood rings – they change depending on what you want to show.",
+				}
+				// Build an ASCII box around the selected quote
+				selected := quotes[rng.Intn(len(quotes))]
+				// Use rune count to account for Unicode characters
+				width := utf8.RuneCountInString(selected)
+				border := "┌" + strings.Repeat("─", width+2) + "┐"
+				middle := fmt.Sprintf("│ %s │", selected)
+				bottom := "└" + strings.Repeat("─", width+2) + "┘"
+				fmt.Println(border)
+				fmt.Println(middle)
+				fmt.Println(bottom)
+				// -----------------------------------
 				release.IsNeedingUpdate()
 			},
 		},